>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
>> YOU REALLY SHOULD LOCK UP
YOUR FIREARMS AND NOT LEAVE
THEM IN A BEDSIDE TABLE DRAWER,
YOU STUPID BITCH.
>> AAH!
[GUNSHOT]
ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
>> PLASTIC SURGEON.
>> IS THAT HOW WE KNOW EACH
OTHER?
>> I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
>> WE'RE STILL MARRIED?
>> WE'RE STILL MARRIED.
>> YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER
ME, DO YOU?
>> MY FIRST YEARS IN COLLEGE
WERE MEMORABLE IN THE SENSE
THAT I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER
THAT MUCH, EVEN IF WE HAD A
THING.
>> WE HAD MORE THAN JUST A
THING, CHRISTIAN. WE HAD A
DAUGHTER.
>> MR. McNAMARA, I'M COLLEEN
ROSE OF THE COLLEEN ROSE
AGENCY. YOU ARE A
SCENE-STEALER, AND I KNOW I CAN
GET YOU WORK. BE A CRIME TO
HIDE THAT MASSIVE TALENT OF
YOURS.
>> SEAN, YOUR AGENT'S ON THE
PHONE.
>> AGENT?
>> SHE'S A TALENT AGENT.
>> TALENT AGENT? I THOUGHT YOU
NEEDED TALENT FOR A TALENT
AGENT.
>> SEAN McNAMARA, YOU ARE THE
NEW START OF "HEARTS AND
SCALPELS!"
>> WHAT?
>> YOU DID GOOD, COLLEEN.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE?
>> COLLEEN, THIS IS
INAPPROPRIATE.
>> GO AHEAD SQUEEZE THEM. THESE
AREN'T THE TITS OF A
FIFTYISH-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, AM I
RIGHT?
>> DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER AGENTS
HERE, COLLEEN?
>> WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER
HERE.
>> NO, WE DON'T. I'M TIRED OF
YOU CROSSING BOUNDARIES.
>> LOOK WHAT I MADE YOU. IT'S A
SEAN BEAR. IT'S HOW I EXPRESS
MY FRIENDSHIP.
>> COLLEEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> IT'S MY NIECE'S KIOSK, AND
I'M JUST FILLING IN BECAUSE SHE
WAS SICK. WHY? IS THAT WRONG?
>> YOU LIED ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE. I TRUSTED
YOU! THIS IS THE END OF OUR
RELATIONSHIP, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, COLLEEN? WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE?
>> I JUST NEED YOU TO FIX THESE
FOR ME.
>> COLLEEN, I AM WALKING TO THE
PHONE, AND I AM CALLING THE
POLICE RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU DID THIS TO ME, AND YOU
WILL FIX THEM!
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. COME
ON. COME HERE.
>> YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THIS, I
SWEAR!
>> DR. McNAMARA, WHAT CAN YOU
TELL US ABOUT COLLEEN ROSE?
>> DID YOU TELL HER TO KILL
YOUR AGENT?
>> WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
>> YOU'RE A PUBLIC PERSON NOW,
BUDDY BOY. THEY OWN YOU.
NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS.
LOOK. I KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS
FOR YOU.
WHAT THE HELL?
>> BEHIND YOU!
>> LOOK. I'M NOT SEAN, ALL
RIGHT? YOU'RE SCARING HIS
DAUGHTER.
>> THAT'S WHOSE PICTURE WE WANT.
>> GET OUT OF MY WAY.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I
DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE
MUCH HELP WITH A BROKEN COLLAR
BONE.
>> YOU MAD AT ME?
>> I'M MAD AT MYSELF. I LOST MY
PRIORITIES, MY VALUES. I CHASED
A DREAM LIKE A SILLY TEENAGER.
LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED. IT'S
GONNA BE GOOD FROM NOW ON, I
PROMISE.
UNH!
[GAGGING]
>> * AH, MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
MAKE ME
A PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND
A PERFECT FACE
A PERFECT LIFE *
[THE O'JAYS' "BACK STABBERS"
PLAYING]
>> McNAMARA/TROY?
FACE-LIFT?
THEY TELL ME IT STARTS TO FEEL
BETTER AFTER A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
THIRD FLOOR.
>> * BACK STABBERS *
>> * ALL YOU FELLAS
WHO HAVE SOME WOMAN
AND YOU REALLY CARE, YEAH, YEAH
THEN IT'S ALL OF YOU FELLAS
WHO BETTER BEWARE, YEAH, YEAH
SOMEBODY'S OUT TO GET YOUR LADY
A FEW OF YOUR BUDDIES
THEY SURE LOOK SHADY... *
>> DO YOU MIND IF I HANDLE THIS
SOLO? I JUST FEEL LIKE I WANT
TO BE ALONE WITH MY DAUGHTER IN
THERE.
>> OF COURSE.
I SHOULD CHECK ON DARLENE
ANYWAY. SHE'S HAD A TOUGH
RECOVERY, A LOT OF PAIN.
>> * ALL THE TIME, THEY WANT TO
TAKE YOUR PLACE... *
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
>> HELLO?
>> * BACK STABBERS *
>> * I KEEP GETTING
ALL THESE VISITS... *
>> OH, YEAH.
>> * FROM MY FRIENDS
YEAH, WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO ME
THEY COME TO MY HOUSE
AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, YEAH
SO ARE THEY THERE TO SEE
MY WOMAN?
I DON'T EVEN BE HOME
BUT THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING
WHAT CAN I DO? *
>> LIZ, CAN YOU GET SOME GAUZE
AND TAPE, PLEASE?
>> * SOME OF THESE KNIVES
OUT MY BACK *
>> * WHAT THEY DO?
THEY SMILING IN YOUR FACE *
>> * ALL THE TIME
THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE
THE BACK STABBERS *
>> * BACK STABBERS *
>> * AH, AH, AH, AH, AHH
LOW-DOWN, DIRTY *
>> 9:30 AT CRAFT, AND DON'T BE
LATE. MY ARM'S A LITTLE BUMMED
UP, SO YOU MIGHT HAVE TO FEED
ME.
>> * BACK STABBERS *
>> * AH, AH, AH, AH, AHH
LOW-DOWN, DIRTY *
>> * WHAT THEY DO?
SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE *
>> * SMILIN' FACES
SMILIN' FACES SOMETIMES *
>> * BACK STABBERS
THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE *
>> * I DON'T NEED
LOW-DOWN, DIRTY... *
>> IT'S GONNA BE GOOD FROM NOW
ON, I PROMISE.
I'VE BEEN THINKING, LIZ. MAYBE
IT'S TIME TO PUT DOWN SOME
ROOTS, FIND A PLACE OF MY OWN.
THE KIDS NEED A REAL HOME OUT
HERE, AND SO DO I. WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS?
UNH!
[GAGGING]
>> * STOP ME, YOUNG OR OLD
STOP ME
STOP IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE
HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
STOP ME
OH, OH, STOP ME
STOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE
HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
BECAUSE NOTHING'S CHANGED
I STILL LOVE YOU
OH, I STILL LOVE YOU
ONLY SLIGHTLY
ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS
THAN I USED TO, MY LOVE *
>> [WHEEZES]
>> OH, MY BABY, WHAT HAVE I
DONE TO YOU?
>> * I WAS DELAYED
I WAS WAY-LAID... *
>> IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
COOKIE. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF
YOU NOW.
>> * I CRASHED DOWN
ON THE CROSSBAR
AND THE PAIN WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE
A SHY, BALD BUDDHIST REFLECT
AND PLAN A MASS MURDER, YEAH
WHO SAID I'D LIED TO HER?
WHO SAID I'D LIED
BECAUSE I NEVER, NEVER?
WHO SAID I LIED
BECAUSE I NEVER? *
>> CHRISTIAN!
CHRISTIAN!
SHE'S IN SINUS-TACK. HER HEART
RATE'S 190 AND RISING.
>> SHE'S IN MALIGNANT
HYPOTHERMIA. WHERE'S SEAN?
>> I CAN'T GET HER OPEN.
>> EHH.
>> SORRY ABOUT THE MESS I MADE
IN HERE, COOKIE.
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
>> SHE'S GONNA DIE, CHRISTIAN.
LET'S GO.
>> * WHO SAID I'D LIED
BECAUSE I NEVER, NEVER? *
>> GO, GO, GO, GO.
>> I'M GOING.
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT.
>> AHH!
>> SEE HOW EASY?
>> PLEASE. I'M BLEEDING TO
DEATH.
>> HER HEART RATE'S 95. OK.
SHE'S GONNA BE OK. GONNA BE OK,
ANNIE.
>> I NEED YOU TO HELP ME.
>> TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> SEAN?
>> NO. I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM
HURT YOU, SEAN.
>> SEAN!
>> MINE!
>> PRESSURE HERE.
>> SEAN!
>> YEAH.
>> LIKE THIS?
>> YEAH.
>> I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR US,
COOKIE.
>> * STOP ME IF YOU THINK
THAT YOU'VE
HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE *
>> SEAN!
>> MOVE OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE...
[BANG]
SOMEPLACE QUIETER...
[BANG]
AND WE'LL GROW OLD TOGETHER.
[BANG]
>> SEAN!
>> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
>> JUST STAY WITH ME, BUDDY,
ALL RIGHT? JUST--JUST STAY WITH
ME. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.
STAY WITH ME, BUDDY, ALL RIGHT?
OK? YOU STAY WITH ME. YOU HEAR
ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? STAY WITH
ME.
>> * DON'T REALLY LOVE ME
NO, NO, NO
YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGIN' ON
YEAH, YEAH *
> LIZ!
[ECHOING]
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
>> NEED A LIFT?
>> OH, YOU JUST CAN'T STAND
THAT MY BICEPS ARE GETTING
BIGGER THAN YOURS, CAN YOU?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. NOW IF YOU
COULD JUST TEACH YOUR DICK TO
DRIVE THIS THING.
>> HEH.
>> COME ON. YOUR FIRST
CONSULT'S IN YOUR OFFICE. YOU
CAN'T ESCAPE! TELL ME WHAT YOU
DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> MY BACK. IT'S IN AGONY FROM
SUPPORTING MY FRONT.
>> A BREAST REDUCTION?
OH, I DON'T KNOW, LIZ.
>> THOSE ARE YOU TWO BEST
ASSETS.
>> THEY'RE LIKE HAVING A PAIR
OF LOUIS VUITTON BAGS. THEY'RE
GREAT TO LOOK AT, BUT THEY'RE
NOT A LOT OF FUN TO LUG AROUND.
LOOK. I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR A
LONG TIME, AND I FIGURED WHAT
BETTER TIME THAN NOW? MY BOOBS
WILL BE THE FIRST THING YOU GET
TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON.
>> THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU,
LIZ.
>> DON'T YOU WORRY, BUDDY. YOU
WON'T BE SCALING THOSE
MOUNTAINS ALONE. THAT'S A
TWO-MAN JOB IF EVER I'VE SEEN
ONE.
>> WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE A
PERFECTLY GOOD CANDIDATE. I'D
RECOMMEND A POST REDUCTION.
>> ALL RIGHT. FANTASTIC. WHY
DON'T WE SAY, UH, TOMORROW? THE
SOONER SHE GETS HER BOOBS
REDUCED, THE SOONER WE CAN GIVE
HER BELLY BUTTON SOME ROOM TO
BREATHE.
>> SHUT UP, CHRISTIAN.
>> I'M TEACHING ALL DAY. YOU DO
IT.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO. WAIT. THESE
ARE STILL MY BREASTS WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT, AND I THINK THAT
I'VE EARNED THE SERVICE OF BOTH
McNAMARA AND TROY.
>> HOW ABOUT WEDNESDAY?
>> I'M TEACHING THEN, TOO. THEY
SEEM TO REALLY LIKE WHAT I HAVE
TO OFFER OVER THERE.
>> WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO
OFFER OVER HERE?
>> I AM NOT READY TO OPERATE!
THE CERVICAL NERVES ARE STILL
INFLAMED. MY HANDS AREN'T WHAT
THEY WERE. DR. CARGILL SAID
IT'S UP TO ME, AND I'M TELLING
YOU, I'M NOT READY. LOOK. I
APPRECIATE BOTH YOUR SUPPORT.
CHRISTIAN IS MORE THAN CAPABLE
OF DOING WHAT YOU WANT DONE.
>> OK. FINE. WHAT IF I WAIT?
>> DON'T. THERE'S NO TELLING
WHEN I'M GONNA BE READY OR EVEN
IF.
>> TIME. EINSTEIN SAID THERE
WAS NO NOW, NO PAST, PRESENT,
OR FUTURE. PHYSICISTS THINK
THAT IF YOU TRAVEL AT THE SPEED
OF LIGHT TIME DISAPPEARS.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE A
SPACESHIP THAT CAN TRAVEL AT
THE SPEED OF LIGHT. WE AGE. OUR
CELLS DETERIORATE, DEFORM, AND
MUTATE INTO TINY, MISSHAPEN
FREAKS, MAKING OUR SKIN SAG AND
WRINKLE AND OUR MUSCLES
ATROPHY. WE DON'T HAVE A TIME
MACHINE, BUT...
WE DO HAVE THIS.
NOW THIS IS ONE OF THE TOP
PLASTIC SURGERY RESIDENCIES IN
THE COUNTRY. THEY'VE ASKED ME
TO COME HERE AND MAKE SURE THAT
WHEN YOU LEAVE YOU'RE NOT JUST
DOCTORS OR SURGEONS BUT BENDERS
OF TIME, AND IT'S YOUR JOB TO
USE THIS 10 BLADE ON A
50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND TAKE HER
BACK SO WHEN SHE LOOKS IN THE
MIRROR SHE SEES HERSELF WHEN
SHE WAS 30. OK. SHOW ME WHAT
YOU GOT.
OH, AWFUL. REALLY AWFUL.
CONGRATULATIONS. OUR FIRST
MEDIOCRE.
WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER?
>> I PREFER TO WORK ALONE.
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> 17. MY NAME IS RAJEESH
PARESH. I MISSED BEING THE
YOUNGEST PERSON TO GRADUATE
FROM HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL BY
12 DAYS.
>> VERY NICE. YOU SHOULD USE
PDS SUTURES TO MINIMIZE THE
TENSION.
>> THAT'S ONE OPTION. I MUCH
PREFER USING THE MUSCLE TO HOLD
THE SUTURE. I FEEL IT PRODUCES
A FAR MORE NATURAL LOOK.
>> UNTIL THE MUSCLE GIVES OUT
AND THE PATIENT'S ENTIRE FACE
COLLAPSES. DO IT MY WAY.
>> DR. SEAN McNAMARA, I'M SORRY
ABOUT CONTRADICTING YOU. MY
FATHER SAYS I HAVE HIS BRAINS
BUT MY MOTHER'S MOUTH.
>> WELL, YOU'RE VERY GOOD, DR.
PARESH. YOU WERE WRONG TODAY,
BUT YOUR ATTITUDE WAS RIGHT. WE
HAVE TO BE ARROGANT SOBs TO DO
WHAT WE DO.
>> HEY, RAJ. UH, DR. McNAMARA,
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD HELP
YOU OUT.
>> OH. THANK YOU. THOSE RAMPS
CAN BE A BIT DICEY.
>> HEH. MAY I?
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, RAJ.
>> HMM.
>> SO I'M FINALLY GONNA LAY MY
EYES ON THE FAMOUS LIZ CRUZ
TATAS.
>> TATAS? HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING
OUT WITH MY UNCLE PEPE?
>> HOW ABOUT BODACIOUS BOOBIES?
>> OK. BREATHE DEEP, CENTER
YOURSELF, AND ACT LIKE A REAL
DOCTOR. I KNOW IT'S A STRETCH.
>> OOH.
>> OH, THIS IS SO WEIRD. OK.
UM, I'M A 36-D, BUT I KNOW YOU
COULD TELL BY LOOKING. I WAS
THINKING OF A SMALL "C." THIS
WAY, I'D HAVE THE SIZE BUT NOT
THE WEIGHT.
>> DO YOU SELF-EXAMINE, LIZZIE?
>> YEAH. WHEN I REMEMBER. WELL,
NORMALLY, MY LOVERS DO ALL THE
EXAMINING. THAT'S THE CLASSIC
LESBIAN FOREPLAY. WHY? WHAT ARE
YOU ASKING ME?
>> THIS...
>> YEAH?
>> FEELS LIKE A LUMP.
>> OH, SHIT.
>> WELL, DON'T JUMP TO
WORST-CASE SCENARIO. JUST BE A
BIG GIRL AND GET YOURSELF A
MAMMOGRAM.
[MACHINERY STARTS]
>> YOU'LL FEEL SOME PRESSURE.
[BUZZ]
>> I COULDN'T HAVE FACED THIS
ALONE.
>> WHY WOULD YOU?
I'LL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT.
AHEM.
>> YOU CAN BREATHE, DR. CRUZ.
YOU'RE FINE.
>> HA!
>> YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THOSE
WOMEN WITH FIBROCYSTIC BREASTS.
ABOUT HALF OF THE WOMEN WITH
LUMPS HAVE THE SAME CONDITION.
YOU DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE, DIET
COLAS?
>> I DO. TOO MUCH, I KNOW.
>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS FROM,
DIET SODA?
>> YOU HAVE A LUMP?
>> EH, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD A LUMP?
>> INFLAMED SWEAT GLAND FROM
LIFTING WEIGHTS. IT'S NOTHING.
>> WELL, I'M NOT SUGGESTING
THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC, BUT IN
2008, SOMEWHERE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD OF 450 MEN WILL
DIE OF BREAST CANCER. IT WOULD
BE PRUDENT TO HAVE IT LOOKED
AT, DR. TROY.
>> HEH.
[MAMMOGRAM MACHINE STARTS]
>> YOU'LL FEEL SOME PRESSURE.
>> OW! HOLY SHIT!
[BUZZ]
>> YOU SEE THIS DARKENED
TISSUE? THIS IS WHAT WE'RE
GOING TO BIOPSY. WE'RE GOING TO
DETERMINE IF THIS IS DUCTAL
CANCER IN SITU, WHICH MEANS
THERE'S LITTLE TO NO CHANCE
IT'S SPREAD INTO THE
SURROUNDING TISSUE, OR IF WE'RE
DEALING WITH AN INVASIVE DUCTAL
BREAST CANCER.
>> HOW SOON WILL I KNOW? I NEED
TO KNOW SOMETHING TODAY. I
DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THIS
"WE'LL CALL YOU NEXT WEEK"
BULLSHIT.
>> I CAN DO A FROZEN SECTION SO
WE'LL KNOW TODAY IF IT'S A
MALIGNANCY AND IF IT'S INVASIVE.
>> I'LL BE HERE, NO MATTER WHAT.
>> YOU READY?
>> SURE.
IT'S NOT MALIGNANT. I JUST KNOW
IT. I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE ABOUT
THESE KIND OF THINGS. BESIDES,
LIKE YOU SAID, I DON'T FIT THE
PROFILE. DIDN'T TENNESSEE
WILLIAMS HAVE BREAST CANCER OR
SOME SHIT?
>> NO. RICHARD ROUNDTREE DID.
SORRY. I LOOKED IT UP ONLINE.
>> SHAFT HAD TIT CANCER?
>> MM-HMM.
>> JEEZ.
WELL, SHAFT ASIDE, I'M NOT A
PUSSY. THAT IS NOT WHAT'S GONNA
TAKE ME OUT.
>> OH, I AGREE. ODDS ARE IT'S
GONNA BE A JEALOUS HUSBAND WITH
A GUN.
>> HEH. DAMN STRAIGHT.
>> I DON'T HAVE GOOD NEWS, DR.
TROY.
>> SO TELL WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> THEY KICKED ME OUT OF THE
BAND, AND NOW I GOT TO GET A
REAL JOB.
>> * DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING *
* DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING *
>> DO YOU MIND?
>> YOU WERE BLOCKING MY VIEW.
>> RAJ IS IT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> SEAN SAID YOU'D BE HERE TO
OBSERVE.
>> APOLOGIES, DR. CHRISTIAN
TROY. IF YOU'RE FINE WITH THE
USE OF SUCH SUBSTANDARD
TECHNIQUES, THEN BY ALL MEANS
I'LL STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
>> DID YOU JUST CALL MY WORK
SUBSTANDARD?
>> MULTIPLE SUTURES IN THE
EARLOBE WITHOUT EVERSION WILL
LIKELY RESOLVE IN AN INFERIOR
SCAR, PERHAPS EVEN A KELOID.
>> WOW, RAJ. YOU SURE KNOW A
LOT FOR SOMEONE JUST OUT OF
MEDICAL SCHOOL, AND YOU'RE SO
YOUNG.
>> IN INDIA, MY FATHER WAS A
RENOWNED CARDIOTHORACIC
SURGEON. HE STARTED TUTORING ME
AS SOON AS I WAS ABLE TO HOLD A
SCALPEL. HE SAID I WAS MEANT TO
CHANGE THE WORLD WITH MY HANDS.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE TO
PUT ON SOMEONE AT SUCH A YOUNG
AGE.
>> BUT AS SURGEONS, WE MUST
LEARN TO DEAL WITH THAT
PRESSURE EVERY DAY. HE WAS
PREPARING ME, AND FOR THAT, I
AM GRATEFUL.
>> HMM.
>> WHO TAUGHT YOU YOUR SKILLS,
DR. CHRISTIAN TROY?
>> THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
>> WELL, WE CAN'T ALL LEARN
FROM THE BEST.
>> ALL RIGHT, DOOGIE HOWSER.
YOU'RE OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?
GO. COME BACK WHEN YOU REACH
PUBERTY.
>> WELL, I--I'D RECHECK THOSE
STITCHES IF I WERE YOU. THEY
STILL SEEMED A LITTLE LOOSE.
>> * DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING *
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING
THROUGH, CHRISTIAN, BUT COME
ON. HE'S JUST A KID.
>> HE'S NOT JUST A KID. HE'S A
PAIN IN THE ASS, AND YOU DO NOT
KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, SO
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO.
>> * DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING
DIG-A DING DING
DING DING DING DING *
>> [SIGHS]
I'M SORRY.
>> ME, TOO, LIKE YOU CAN'T
IMAGINE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? THE LITTLE
SHIT WAS RIGHT. I NEED TO
RESUTURE THESE. THEY'RE A
LITTLE LOOSE.
>> COME ON. PUSH YOURSELF. YOU
CAN MAKE IT. YOU GOT IT. OK.
>> [GROANING]
THAT'S IT. I'M DONE.
>> YOU GOT TO DO ONE MORE, DAD,
OK? COME ON.
>> CAN'T WE JUST ORDER PIZZA
AND WATCH THE GAME TOGETHER?
>> I GOT TO PICK UP JENNA.
WE'RE GONNA SEE MOM TO DO AN
HOUR OF MEMORY REHABILITATION,
SHOW HER OLD SLIDES AND
PICTURES AND STUFF.
>> [GROANS]
IS SHE STILL FURIOUS WITH ME?
>> I TOLD HER YOU LIED TO HER
AND SAID YOU WERE STILL MARRIED
BECAUSE YOU LOVED HER, NOT
BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO HURT
HER.
YEAH. SHE STILL DOESN'T WANT TO
SEE YOU.
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO
SHOW YOU.
>> OH, MAN.
>> WHAT'S THIS? FROM YOUR
PAROLE OFFICER?
>> NO. NOT THIS TIME.
>> YOU'VE ENROLLED AT SANTA
MONICA COLLEGE?
>> YEAH, JUST UNTIL I GET
ENOUGH CREDITS TO TRANSFER TO
UCLA.
>> CHEMISTRY AND BIOLOGY,
ANATOMY?
>> MM-HMM. YEAH. I THINK I WANT
TO TRY THE PREMED THING.
I KNOW I'VE GIVEN YOU TOO MANY
REASONS NOT TO BE PROUD OF ME.
SEEING YOU IN THAT CHAIR MADE
ME WANT TO CHANGE THAT.
>> WELL, I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN
A WHEELCHAIR A LONG TIME AGO IF
I THOUGHT--
>> I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT IT
TOOK.
>> WELL, IF YOU EVER NEED HELP
WITH YOUR SCIENCE HOMEWORK, YOU
BETTER COME TO ME.
>> WHO ELSE WOULD I
ASK--CHRISTIAN?
>> ASK ME ABOUT WHAT, MATTY?
WHETHER YOU SHOULD KEEP BANGING
YOUR HALF-SISTER AND POPULATING
THE WORLD WITH MORE REDNECK
RETARDS?
>> FOR THE RECORD, CHRISTIAN, I
HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EMME IN OVER
A MONTH. THE LAST THING I
HEARD, SHE MOVED TO NEW YORK.
SHE'S STUDYING FASHION, DOING
GREAT. YOU KNOW, SHE IS YOUR
DAUGHTER, MAN. YOU SHOULD CALL
HER.
>> YOU KNOW, ALL MY CHILDREN
DISAPPOINT ME, EXCEPT FOR
WILBER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TALK
VERY MUCH.
>> MATT'S TAKING PREMED COURSES
AT SANTA MONICA COLLEGE.
>> WOW! COMMUNITY COLLEGE. GLAD
TO SEE YOU'RE SHOOTING SO HIGH
THERE, KILLER.
>> WELL...
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
>> DID YOU DO AN HOUR OF THOSE
BARS?
>> I DID 45 MINUTES.
>> WELL, THEN GET BACK ON IT,
SUPERMAN. I NEED YOU BACK AT
WORK AS OF YESTERDAY. I DON'T
WANT TO BE HANGING WITH HADJI
THE SNAKE CHARMER.
>> HIS NAME IS RAJ, AND
ACTUALLY, HE KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS IN MED
SCHOOL.
>> RIGHT. WELL, YOU WANT TO
PLAY HENRY HIGGINS, THAT'S FINE
BY ME, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE
HIM AROUND UNTIL YOU'RE BACK,
ALL RIGHT? SO COME ON. GET BACK
TO IT.
>> I DID ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
>> WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PUSSY?
>> OH, SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE. YOU
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING
THROUGH. I CAN'T WALK. IT'S
HARD.
>> SO IS STAGE II BREAST CANCER.
>> WHAT DOES BREAST CANCER HAVE
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
>> I HAVE IT.
[DOOR SLAMS]
>> CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND?
>> OH, I THINK I'M FINE FOR
NOW. THANKS.
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT IT.
>> I WENT TO MED SCHOOL. I KNOW
WHAT STAGE II MEANS.
>> CAN WE GET A TABLE OR
SOMETHING?
>> SURE.
>> NICE SHOT.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?
>> IF YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT
ELVIS AND THE VIRGIN MARY
ARRIVED AT OUR FRONT DOOR JUST
AFTER I LEFT--
>> REMEMBER WHEN WE TOOK THAT
PSYCHE COURSE AND WE DID LSD
AND IT WAS LIKE WE SAW, YOU
KNOW, THE TRUTH BEHIND THE
SO-CALLED REALITY?
>> YOU HAD A FLASHBACK?
>> NO. A FLASHFORWARD 20 YEARS.
THIS CRAZY DREAM I HAD WHEN
JULIA WALKED OUT ON ME. I WAS
DRINKING TOO MUCH, AND IT WAS
RIGHT BEFORE CONNOR'S SURGERY,
BUT IT WAS SO REAL IT WAS LIKE
I HAD IT YESTERDAY. I WAS
WALKING, AND YOU WERE
DEFINITELY STILL ALIVE.
>> AND AUNTIE EM WAS THERE AND
UNCLE HENRY?
>> OH, FINE. FORGET IT.
>> NO, NO. I WANT TO HEAR IT.
HOW DID I LOOK?
>> PATHETIC. YOU LOOKED LIKE
RICARDO MONTALBAN RETURNING
FROM FANTASY ISLAND. YOU HAD
SILVERY HAIR AND A WIFE ON EACH
ARM.
>> TWO WIVES. I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT. WHAT ABOUT JULIA?
>> OH, HAPPILY MARRIED, JUST
NOT TO EITHER ONE OF US. YOU
KNOW, THE FUTURE WASN'T
PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST WE WERE
BOTH THERE.
>> THAT WAS A DREAM, SEAN. IT
WASN'T A GODDAMN PROPHECY.
>> I KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT THAT
PART OF IT, THE PART ABOUT US
BEING AROUND FOR IT, I'M NOT
JUST GONNA DISMISS THAT, OK? IT
WAS TELLING ME SOMETHING,
SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING FAITH
BECAUSE WE BOTH COME OUT ALL
RIGHT IN THE END. WE WERE STILL
TOGETHER, OLDER, BUT...
WE GOT TO SEE OUR KIDS GROW UP.
>> I'M SCARED, SEAN.
>> YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CHRISTIAN,
JUST NOT RIGHT AWAY. OF COURSE,
IT DOES SUCK TO THINK THAT
WE'RE CLOSER TO THE END THAN
THE BEGINNING, DOESN'T IT? I'M
TELLING YOU, WE'RE HERE FOR AT
LEAST ANOTHER 25 YEARS, SO YOU
MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT AS MUCH
AS YOU CAN, RIGHT?
>> CAN I GET YOU GENTLEMEN
ANYTHING?
>> UH...ACTUALLY, COULD YOU
SHOW ME WHERE THE MEN'S ROOM IS?
>> I'D BE HAPPY TO.
>> OH. THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.
>> CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
>> NO, THANKS.
>> I COULD USE THE
CONVERSATION. I JUST FOUND OUT
I HAVE BREAST CANCER.
[DONOVAN'S "BARABAJAGAL"
PLAYING]
HA!
>> HEE HEE HEE!
>> * SHE CAME
SHE CAME TO MEET A MAN
SHE FOUND AN ANGEL
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
HE VERY WISE IN THE HERBAL LORE
HE'S GOT YOUNG CURE NOW
SHE CAME
SHE CAME TO FREE THE PAIN
WITH HIS WILD FLOWER
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
HE VERY WISE IN THE HERBAL LORE
HE'S GOT YOUNG CURE NOW
SHE CAME
SHE CAME TO FREE THE PAIN
WITH HIS WILD FLOWER
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW *
>> YOU LIKE THOSE. 100% REAL,
DOCTOR. OW! YOU'RE HURTING ME.
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
HAD THESE CHECKED FOR LUMPS?
>> ARE YOU GIVING ME A BREAST
EXAM WHILE WE'RE HAVING SEX?
>> I THINK I FELT SOMETHING.
>> I HAD A MAMMOGRAM AT MY
REGULAR CHECKUP. THEY'RE FINE.
>> HOW LONG AGO? YOU CAN'T BE
TOO CAREFUL, YOU KNOW,
PARTICULARLY AT YOUR AGE.
>> MY AGE?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S IN HIS
FORTIES, NOT ME. NEXT TIME YOU
WANT A SYMPATHY SCREW, YOU
MIGHT TRY SHOWING A LITTLE MORE
SYMPATHY. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO
WALLOW IN YOUR MISERY.
>> * THEN THE LIQUID
PASSING ALL INTO ALL *
>> * LOVE IS HOT *
>> * LOVE IS HOT
TRUTH IS MOLTEN
TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE
THE SONG HE SANG
WHILE THE LEAVES COOKED... *
>> YEAH! WHOO!
>> HA HA HA!
>> AHH.
>> HA HA HA!
>> OHH, OHH.
THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING SEX
I'VE EVER HAD.
>> REALLY?
>> OH, YEAH. DOING IT IN THE
CHAIR LIKE THAT. NOW I'M
ADDICTED. HOW SOON CAN YOU BE
READY AGAIN? HA HA HA!
>> * GOO GOO, GOO GOO
BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
WAS HIS NAME NOW
GOO GOO *
>> LIPO, GIVE ME THIS, GIVE ME
THIS. OH, I'VE GOT YOU, GOT YOU.
[LIPO GROWLING]
GIVE ME THIS. GIVE ME THAT. HA
HA HA! OH, MY--I CANNOT BELIEVE
HOW BIG LIPO HAS GOTTEN.
>> HEH.
>> [SIGHS]
DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY OVER
WITH WILBER WHILE YOU'RE IN THE
HOSPITAL?
>> THE NANNY WILL BE HERE WITH
SEAN.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WILBER? I
MEAN, YOU LIKE HIM, RIGHT, MORE
THAN JUST ANY KID?
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I JUST--I--I NEED TO--I NEED
TO HEAR YOU SAY IT. I NEED TO
KNOW THAT YOU...
THAT YOU LIKE HIM.
>> I LOVE WILBER, CHRISTIAN.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> HEY, BUDDY. WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE LIPO OUT TO THE BALCONY,
PLAY WITH HIM OUT THERE FOR A
BIT? COME ON. LIPO, OUTSIDE.
>> LIPO, GO.
>> AHEM.
WILBER'S GONNA NEED SOME
STABILITY IN HIS LIFE IF
SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME. I WANT
YOU TO RAISE HIM. I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BOUNCE AROUND FROM
PARENT TO PARENT, AND HE'S
PRETTY MUCH LOST ONE OF HIS
EVERY YEAR OF HIS LIFE, SO...
HE LOVES YOU, TRUSTS YOU. I
THINK HE DESERVES A GOOD MOTHER.
>> OK.
>> THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL ME HOW CRAZY I AM FOR
WORRYING ABOUT THIS?
>> I HAVE KNOWN A LOT OF PEOPLE
WITH BREAST CANCER. SOME OF
THEM HAVE MADE IT, AND SOME OF
THEM HAVE NOT. AS YOUR FRIEND,
I THINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE
AROUND FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS
PISSING ME OFF. AS A DOCTOR, I
THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU
GET ALL YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER.
I JUST WANT TO BE AS HONEST
WITH YOU AS YOU WOULD BE WITH
ME. YOU DESERVE THAT.
>> [DISTORTED VOICE ON P.A.]
DR. DAVIS, TELEPHONE, PLEASE.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS
REALLY UNDERSTAND. WITHOUT MY
BREAST, HOW AM I EVER GONNA
FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN AGAIN?
>> SILLY ME. I THOUGHT THIS
EXPERIENCE MIGHT JUST MAKE YOU
THE TEENIEST BIT SENSITIVE TO
WHAT SOME WOMEN HAVE TO GO
THROUGH.
>> YOU'RE GONNA DO JUST FINE.
>> ABSOLUTELY. DR. MOSS IS THE
BEST THERE IS.
>> AT LEAST YOU COULD DO THE
CUTTING, HUH? YOU'RE THE ONLY
SURGEON I TRUST.
>> MOSS IS YOUR MAN. I'LL STICK
AROUND TO MAKE SURE HE LEAVES
ENOUGH TISSUE FOR A DIEP
PROCEDURE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
TAKE IT FROM YOUR ASS.
>> I'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK
THIS TIME BUT ONLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE DOING THE RECONSTRUCTION.
>> I HATE BEING ON THE OUTSIDE
WITH MY NOSE PRESSED UP AGAINST
THE GLASS, NOT WHEN IT'S FAMILY.
>> * CHANGE YOUR HEART *
* AND LOOK AROUND YOU *
>> THANK YOU.
>> * CHANGE YOUR HEART *
* IT WILL ASTOUND YOU *
>> CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE
THERE ARE CLEAN MARGINS IN
EVERY DIRECTION?
>> DR. McNAMARA, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
>> I GOT CLEARANCE FROM DR.
MARSH. YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH
HIM IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
IT. SEND THE FROZEN SECTION TO
PATHOLOGY. I DON'T WANT HIM
CLOSED UP UNTIL IT'S CLEAR.
>> * EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
LEARN SOMETIME *
* EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
LEARN SOMETIME *
* EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
LEARN SOMETIME
MM, MM, MM *
>> DR. McNAMARA?
>> YES.
>> I'M JO ROSE, COLLEEN'S
SISTER. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO COME
AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO YOU.
>> I WANTED TO MAKE SURE SHE'S
DEAD.
>> * CHANGE YOUR HEART *
* IT WILL ASTOUND YOU *
* I NEED YOUR LOVING
LIKE THE SUNSHINE
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
LEARN SOMETIME *
* EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
LEARN SOMETIME *
* EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
LEARN SOMETIME
MM, MM, MM *
>> YOU LOOK SO SERENE, COOKIE,
SO AT PEACE. MUST BE A RELIEF.
>> IT IS.
>> NO MORE PAINS, NO MORE
WORRIES, NO RESPONSIBILITIES,
NO DISAPPOINTMENTS, BUT THEY'RE
ALL GONNA REMEMBER YOU EXACTLY
AS YOU ARE NOW--YOUNG, AT THE
HEIGHT OF YOUR VITALITY AND
POWER. YOU HAVE THE COMFORT OF
NEVER-ENDING BLACKNESS NOW AND
THE JOY OF INFINITE FREEDOM.
YOU CAN CATCH UP ON YOUR REST.
[WAVES CRASHING]
>> [GRUNTING]